Tuesday, 9 August 2011

London Riots

As the London riots seem to be the only thing on the news I thought I'd have an unguided ramble about them. Firstly the reason. I can't seem to work out why the shooting of a man would cause such a reaction not just in London, but through out the country. It seems blatantly obvious that most rioters have jumped on the bandwagon just to break, steal and blow stuff up. This is what irritates me so much, that in many parts of the middle east there has been similar behavior, some more violent, some less so. Except these people are attempting to revolutionize their corrupt, dictatorial politcal system. If the London riots were politically motivated either by the Police shooting or the economic situation etc. They would be targeting Police stations or government buildings and would make at least some attempt to publicize their reasons. They seem to be aimlessly running around destroying other peoples property which then ruins their livelihood and income. They achieve nothing at all but the repercussions of their actions are huge.  

Friday, 31 December 2010

New Year

For my New Years Resolution plan to save up enough money to buy a Velcro wall.... and i plan on sticking to it.

This in my view, was the best song of 2010, i hope you enjoy it, and check out some of their other stuff.



Have a good 2011. 

Love, Thisisnotablog

Sunday, 26 December 2010

Americans



Am I the only person here who watches this video and instead of laughing, is absolutely terrified. Now before I begin I love America. I think its an amazing country, with Barrack Obama, Kool-aid, Jerry Springer and so much more, but then there are people like this, people who don't know (i) how many sides a triangle has or (ii) what countries THEY are at war with! The most terrifying part is, these are the people who will be in power. These are the members of The Tea Party movement who have some unbelievable ability to say illogical statements whilst being ignorant to common sense. These are people who when putting their political argument forward, quote from the Bible! It really scares me, this is the most powerful country IN THE WORLD! Yet they are also the most ignorant (a study done in America). I know the vast majority of Americans are normal, sane, intellectual people, but its the idiots who are starting to get power.

Thursday, 23 December 2010

One Liners

For some strange reason I find my self interested hugley in one liners, you know the ones, like the jokes your dad tells at dinner or one your math teacher would crack. I feel so obbsessed that I thought I'd dedicate an entire blog post to them. So for your great enjoyment in no particular order, here are my top ten puns:

  1. I was playing golf with a loaf of bread the other day, wasn't very fun. I kept slicing it.
  2. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
  3. I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!
  4. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
  5. Friction can be a drag sometimes.
  6. Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.
  7. Beware of Alphabet Grenades… if you throw them, it could spell disaster!
  8. I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.
  9. "Black beauty, now there's a dark horse!!!
  10. I tell you what is close to my heart at the moment. My left lung.
Look, i know they're awful, but for some reason, i love them. No I didn't write any of them, but on various forums and a Tim Vine DVD. But if you think you can beat the ones above, feel free to leave a comment!

Wednesday, 22 December 2010

Hipster Photography

Any English boarding school has certain requirements, one of those being the majority of people are self absorbs 'indie kids'. People who:
  1. dress constantly in jeans so tight they look like a character from a Tim Burton film. 
  2. Talk about their 'indie' music, meaning they're conversations turn into 'who knows the most obscure band competition' yet somehow,
  3. get offended when you call them indie. 
  4. Walk around with some gigantic camera around their neck. 
Its hard to explain to these people that they are not photographer, but, to put it bluntly; faggots with a camera. Its even harder to tell them that anyone can do what they do. They are not artistic, but just walk around with a camera taking pictures of things, with a 'black and white' effect for extra 'hipster points'. I hope maybe you'll enjoy my piece of photography, entitled "Anything is 'Indie' if you make it black and white"



 I took these out the window of my car with my phone, 
notice how easy it would be to bullshit these off as 'artistic'







This is my friends juice bottle, proof that any household
 object, can be turned into a shitty hipster photo.

 A view of the school drive.
 A mug, for fuck sake, a mug.

Screw Sex

Ok, so basically, I've got this girl in my room. i would like to say she's attractive, but for the sake of not having an argument lets say she is. Now obviously before one can do most sexual acts, one must be naked, so unfortunately you now have a picture in your mind of an unattractive girl naked in a room with a real life version of Chris Griffin. I apologise. However this isn't a problem, quite the opposite, I'm about to get laid! However there is a problem, my downstairs department, is a little... well, reluctant. And this is what pisses me off, the fact that in gym class it'll be jumping around like its on fucking PCP or something, yet the second it has any oppotunity of getting used, it goes shy on me. But hey mistakes happen, heck, this girls probably seen this all before, which probably warranted her asking, "taking its time, isn't it?" Now i don't know why I said what I said, but I said it. For some reason I felt the need to defend my shy penis, but yet, being me, is still ended up making myself look like a total and utter arse. Instead of just saying "sorry I don't what's happened (or hasn't happened)" I calmly looked up at her, eye to eye and said "One does not simply, walk, into Mordor."